Sometimes even roman gods of the sea need to chill out. Can you blame the guy? Imagine being responsible for 321 million cubic miles of water. Couldn’t be me. You can rent or purchase Neptune himself, kicking it on a stone throne, for any of your needs including parties, events, and decoration. “Are you going to Roger’s party?” I don’t think so. “But dude, Neptune is gonna be there!” Why didn’t you say so!? I’ll get the Uber! <- Actual quote from real partygoers.